Written by: Doug Scharley
Lyrics © D. R. Scharley Consulting Inc.


Please‎ can‎ you‎ tell‎ me‎ what‎ went‎ wrong?
At‎ the‎ start‎ of‎ this‎ we‎ always‎ got‎ along
You‎ were‎ so‎ easy‎ to‎ please
Now‎ I‎ can‎ do‎ nothing‎ right,‎ cannot‎ even‎ sneeze

Let's‎ stay‎ friends‎
Let's‎ stay‎ friends‎
Let's‎ stay‎ friends‎

(Chorus)
All‎ we‎ have‎ left‎ is‎ irony
We‎ started‎ out‎ as‎ friends‎ and‎ now‎ we're‎ enemies?
Where‎ did‎ this‎ train‎ go‎ off‎ the‎ rails?
All‎ we‎ have‎ left‎ is‎ irony


Funny‎ business‎ breaking‎ up‎
Who‎ gets‎ to‎ keep‎ that‎ scratched‎ up,‎ broken‎ coffee‎ cup?
Looks‎ like‎ we're‎ finally‎ just‎ fed‎ up
Throwing‎ in‎ the‎ towel,‎ we‎ both‎ have‎ given‎ up‎

Let's‎ stay‎ friends‎
Let's‎ stay‎ friends‎
Let's‎ stay‎ friends‎

(Chorus)
All‎ we‎ have‎ left‎ is‎ irony
We‎ started‎ out‎ as‎ friends‎ and‎ now‎ we're‎ enemies?
Where‎ did‎ this‎ train‎ go‎ off‎ the‎ rails?
All‎ we‎ have‎ left‎ is‎ irony


One‎ last‎ thing‎ before‎ we‎ split
It's‎ now‎ the‎ time‎ I‎ will‎ admit‎
That‎ I‎ was‎ nervous‎ to‎ commit‎
Though‎ I‎ thought‎ you‎ were‎ really‎ it
So‎ now‎ we're‎ only‎ left‎ with‎ shit
And‎ second‎ thoughts‎ along‎ with‎ it
It‎ really‎ makes‎ me‎ think‎ a‎ bit
But‎ now‎ it's‎ time‎ we‎ have‎ to‎ quit

Let's‎ stay‎ friends‎ (yeah‎ right)
Let's‎ stay‎ friends‎ (yeah‎ right)
Let's‎ stay‎ friends‎

(Chorus)
All‎ we‎ have‎ left‎ is‎ irony
We‎ started‎ out‎ as‎ friends‎ and‎ now‎ we're‎ enemies?
Where‎ did‎ this‎ train‎ go‎ off‎ the‎ rails?
All‎ we‎ have‎ left‎ is‎ irony








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